men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch
1. eden, 4004 bc. it’s okay. he’s getting the hang of hair. not entirely sure what he wants to do with it yet. fun curls, kinda snakey. not bad, necessarily, but not quite there yet. 7/10
2. mesopotamia, 3004 bc. better! just look at those braids! still waiting for people to invent mirrors, i guess, or maybe just putting the braids wherever he feels like it when he’s bored. either way, it’s a good gay look. 9/10
3. golgotha, 22 ad. again, not much has changed. no more visible braids, but the hood! he’s adding to the drama! you really can’t go wrong with hood and long hair drama. 8/10
4. rome, 41 ad. NOW things are getting shaken up. gay and impulsively cut all his hair off. but it’s not good! please stop. extra points for the fun little crown. 2/10
5. the kingdom of wessex, 537 ad. no visible hair. 1/10 for helmet
6. the globe theatre, 1601. the hair? not bad. flowy. has good volume, good waves. the beard? noooooo. 4/10
7. paris, 1793. STOP. just STOP. mr crowley sir go back to your room and redo your hair this minute. 0/10
8. st. james’s park, 1862. he gets points for the top hat. and those sunglasses? iconic. but he gets minus so many points for the sideburns. 3/10
9. london, 1941. good hat, though it covers his hair, making it hard to judge. likely it’s just short and slicked back. not bad, but boring. 5/10
10. soho, 1967. i will admit, the more i look at it, the more this one looks kinda cute in a lesbian way. or maybe it’s the pathos of “you go too fast for me” he has to deal with that’s getting to me. whatever the case, 1967 crowley hair is doing okay. 7/10
11. demon disco dancing, 1970s. ahhhhhh. someone please make him shave. extra pity point for his dancing. 2/10
12. london, 2007. good, good, much improved. cute and ready to party. 9/10
13. nanny, 2012. he’s obviously putting in some real effort here. he knows what he thinks nannies should look like and he’s going hard for it. unfortunately what he thinks is a good nanny look is not entirely flattering on him, but he’s trying. 6/10 for effort
14. not nanny, 2012. okay now THIS. THIS is the pinnacle of crowley hair. just LOOK at that little half bun barely constrained by the hair tie. it’s cute! it’s fun! it’s flirty! peak hairstyle for trying to tempt your boyfriend into running his fingers through to pull it out of its confines.100/10
15. present day. well, he looks like david tennant. i mean he is david tennant, and this is david tennant’s actual hair, but there’s just something about this sort of sticky uppy hairstyle that is inextricable from doctor who for me. still, obviously it isn’t a bad look for him. 8/10
16. this one’s just sad and gay. 10/10 for somebody to love
The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.
Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk
Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(
Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair
The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.
Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.
Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN
Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.
Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(
Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train.
Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!
Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by.
Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(
Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure
Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon
Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!
Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!
Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.
Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart
i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired
so yeah i met identical triplets today
this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet
i hate pedophiles because at 9, the man that married my mother solely did so just to get close to me and fail to groom me.
i hate pedophiles because when i was 10, my mom’s boyfriend was planning to kidnap me, but failed because my uncle slashed the tires the night before
i hate pedophiles because when i was a tween, a grown ass man at the gas station got down on his knee, and proposed to me. i was alone. it was night time. i ran all the way home.
i hate pedophiles because one man showed up at my house when i was a child. he was an ex-convict. he got my address from a letter to my father in prison. when he was released, he came to my house.
i hate pedophiles because my cousin was sexually abused. for years, his self esteem has been shot to hell, his grades are dead, he hurts himself and he’s been on suicide watch multiple times. and all this time, his failures have been blamed on just behavioral issues, rather than the trauma that was discovered.
i hate pedophiles because my grandpa has always tried to frame my uncle(that saved me) as a pedophile, when he’s actually gay. so fuck your lgbt+ bullshit. you’re not welcome in our community.
i hate pedophiles because they constantly say ‘you never know who’s a pedophile’, even though it’s not difficult to tell. they say ‘we’re everywhere’, as if we don’t know that. thank you for making every child paranoid of any adult possibly preying on them. even now, as an adult, im still paranoid of every adult i meet being a pedophile.
i hate pedophiles because they think just because you don’t actually rape a child, you’re perfectly fine and safe. you completely disregard the mental trauma you can bring just by existing near a child.
i hate pedophiles because “non-offending” is such a loose term. you can work with children, have children, visit schools and parks, surround yourself with children and potentially put them at risk, but that’s not wrong as long as you don’t touch.
i hate pedophiles because i had to bring my neighbor home with me, to wait for her mom to come home, because some fucker pulled up and tried to talk her into getting in his car. she was in 1st grade. broad daylight. almost ran me over making a u-turn to talk to this child. come to find out, his cars been flagged. he does this every summer.
i hate pedophiles because it breaks my heart receiving notices of sex offender moving in to the neighborhood, while living very close to three schools.
i hate pedophiles because every other day, a child in my neighborhood goes missing. guessing by my surroundings, 3 guesses where the children are.
i hate pedophiles because they think they need to be welcomed with open arms and cookies, or else they’ll offend. take responsibility for yourself. you’re an adult. you don’t need coddled just so you won’t rape a child. don’t put blame on anyone but your own twisted morals.
i hate pedophiles because they don’t think drawn/sim child porn, is child porn, and is illegal and immoral to consume. news flash; it is.
i hate pedophiles because they refuse therapy, even though it’s proven to be extremely effective. they don’t care about children, they only care about themselves and being exposed as what the world sees them as; disgusting, harmful peodophiles.
i hate pedophiles because pedophiles don’t hate pedophiles. you cling desperately to pedophilia being a sexuality(it’s not) and pedophilia not being bad(it is) and spew ‘pedophile positivity’ that just coddles these people that need help, telling them they’re ‘valid’ and ‘perfect’.
i hate pedophiles because they can’t even accept what they are. they have to hide behind ~map~ to soften the blow. cowards.
i hate pedophiles because they brainwash people into thinking pedophilia is fine uwu, pulling people with pocd in rather than encouraging people to go to therapy and get help for their intrusive thoughts.
i fucking hate pedophiles.
I hate pedophiles because they can effect how you grow up, especially when they used to be an escape from home (usually before the truth is shown)
I hate pedophiles because they can be anywhere and are able to follow you if they live close enough.
I hate parents that dont expose pedophiles and let the child(ren) be exposed for years before they do anything.
I hate pedophiles because the damage isn'y always major and no one usually cares unless you were touched. And others think you just are being unfair to adults and they claim to protect you by wanting to know every little detail about everyone you talk too.
I hate pedophiles because they make parents moniter everything (a) child(ren) does. Every little detail is monitered because anyone could be a pedophile and now the child(ren) has no privacy.
I fucking hate pedophiles
I can’t not reblog this. If you’re ashamed to be a pedophile, and know it’s wrong, and you’re getting help- good. You’re on a good path.
If you’re proud of fucking up the minds of so many kids?
Get the fuck off my blog please and thank you.
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To all my followers, just to let you know my morals. Because once again, someone has tried to convince me that being a pedophile is a good thing??? No. It is not. If you are getting help as previously stated, you are on a good path! If you feel proud to be a pedophile, leave me block me, and do not try to convince me.
I fucking hate pedophiles because of how it left my father and his siblings(whose father was a pedophile, along with many in his bloodline) and how it has left so many others in a constant state of stress and despair and has ruined so many innocent children from having a normal safe life
I fucking hate pedophiles
I can reblog this because it’s not anti recovery. Bless. As a psychology major i know how messed up the brain can get. But you can fix it. It can be helped. But exusing the behavior? Apologizing for it or worse, fighting to have it accepted? Gross. It isn’t a sexuality because it can never meet the requirements of a healthy sexual interaction: safe, sane, and consensual. Children. Cannot. Consent. Period.
If you are a pedophile who is anti recovery or if you think pedophilia can be okay, please get off my blog. Go find help.
Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?
According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again
Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.
